Welcome to the secluded cottage in the back! It's so private, you'll feel like you're in the witness protection program. To access your exclusive oasis, you'll have to solve a puzzle, navigate a labyrinth, and give a secret password. Just kidding, it's behind a wooden fence. Take a deep breath and step into your screened porch, the perfect spot for pretending you're outdoorsy while never actually leaving the house. The front door has a keypad lock, so you can feel like a spy every time you come and go. Inside the cottage, you'll find a cozy living room, perfect for binge-watching your favorite shows. There's also a storage/laundry room, in case you feel the urge to do laundry on vacation (we won't judge). If you're feeling like a master chef, you'll love the full-size galley kitchen with all the amenities you could need. When it's time to hit the hay, the master bedroom awaits, complete with a huge walk-in closet and stand-up shower. It's an adorable space that will make you want to stay forever!

Be prepared to rock and roll all night long as the train whizzes by, leaving no stone unturned in its quest to make its presence known. Don't worry, though, it's not as if the train is going to pull up right beside the house and challenge you to a race. But if you're a light sleeper, you might want to bring some earplugs or invest in some noise-cancelling headphones, just in case the train's whistle blows a little louder than usual. Who knows, you might even find yourself humming along to the rhythm of the train's chugging wheels as you drift off to sleep.